August 15, 2006

CBTL Pea

no...CBTL does not = coffee bean tea leaves...think hokkien swear word...

Today i received a call on my mobile with a 'withheld number'...thot...oh! lobang lai liao..hurry up pick up.

Turn out to be a 'CON'sultant from one of those dating svcs shit.
Got my number from a friend of mine who 'signed up with them and having alot of fun'
(my mind's database immediately throw out one possible answer as to who wld do such a thing: my can-have big-brush-in-small-hangbag-but-forget-credit card n cash, attention span-of a goldfish- fren...)

so after composing myself while listening to the consultant's gibber gabber...i just say i not keen. Then the consultant say :"U mean u not keen to meet interesting guys?" (wah lau..dam old sales tactic liao loh)

In my mind m thinking :"i m not interested to meet anyone who wld need to pay $1600 for help to find a date" (confirm quite langgah kee-chia type)

but being the nice pea that i am i said :"i wldn't put it that way, just not thru' this avenue"

consultant:"oh really? but ur fren is having soooooo much fun! (coo-ing like bird brained hyper active slap-me-now-but-i'll-still-be-freaking-chirpy-pest)

me:" ooooh! i wish her alllllll the best! but i'm still not interested"

*********grrrr************the audacity........some pple really just dun get it.

i need to bitch ...i already bitch to at least 5 pple.......then i decided to blog it so more pple can read abt my bitching...so there...i kam wan liao.

4 comments:

Toadjuice said...

There's this move in salsa called CBLT... Cross Body Lead Turn... heh heh...

pea said...

dunno abt cross body...but m a blardi crossed pea!

Anonymous said...

Ah ha...ha ha.. ha.. laugh till choke liao...

siam an nei kann siii... dunno how to write 死!

Anonymous said...

wah who so e bird brain who sabo u and which idiot will leave the house with brushes and not money or credit card? sounds a bit like a blood sucking buay pai say leech to me. shall eugene and i also help in matchmaking efforts? haha.