June 17, 2008

siow liao

as of next mth.....i'll be having 2 very young n boisterous cousins visit for a freaking 1.5mths......it doesn't help that our current living space has been more than halved.....already i'm feeling like my folks are getting in my face and cramping my style.....add 2 more kiddos to the mix.....ohhh no no no....pea is soooo not liking the very idea of it......

June 03, 2008

big cork

now now..get your head outta the gutter, it ain't what you're thinking...

i need to requisite for a very large cork, seeing that foul air is still being let out in the office, now almost daily, i really need to get a cork n the help of a good pair of hands to shaft it up his rear end. And since this arsehole is a rather large one, pls get me a supersized one....failing which maybe a hitman will do a much better job?

hiaz....the shit i put up with....