Ribena ....ouch!

This wkend i learnt that i was actually quite silly to stick a straw into the ribena drink pack. Itz actually a cleverly designed pack where u can actually pour, squeeze or suck the drink out. Bet I ain't the only one who didn't know that. Duh...

I also learnt that my back was abit out of alignment. After treating my aching shoulders, the qigong master 'cracked' me back into alignment. I didn't know my bones could make so much noise loh. Almost a symphony going on in there...
neck --> 'kiak'x 2
middle upper back --> 'kiak'
lie on side twist left then right --> 'kiak'x2
legs --> 'kiak'

hmmm...maybe if i go a few more times, i really could grow a few cm taller, after he works out all the kinks in my joints...heh heh

complain blog

dam shack dam shack dam shack...
no motivation...
no inspiration...
feeling bleh...

waiting for somethg exciting to happen...
weekdays r too long n weekends too short...
need a haircut...need new eyeballs...need more time for myself...
need a massage...need to get zapped...need to grow taller
need a break...need to dive...need a man (haha)

it's december soon n m not goin on a trip...damn.

dang dang dang dang...(sing in cheena wedding march tune)

Itz true, the whole world has gotten or is getting married.
Just this month, I received news of 4 pending nuptials, there's Boss wee, Ms lim peh, J.Pang and ChyGene (hey! i coined this! betta than "Euroline" hee)
one wedding happening in Perth, one in bali...1 in S'pore...last one in Sin+LA (this one kiasu, scared not counted so must sign in 2 countries/timezones)...well done! ;)

Days like this i start wondering if i could cut it if i had to work overseas. Think i'm too comfortable here ah...gd frenz n family just a phonecall/taxi ride away. Just today, ex-collgs jio for dinner....then Dix jio go shopping...then chy called ask me whether i'm pretending to work.......then jo jo msn ask me dinner got plans or not....wahhhh...! how come it all comes at one shot la! And the choice i made? Go home eat homecooked 'ai xin' dinner coz mudder morning already 'chope' me say that she will cook. Think she must b feel abit bad coz she saw me munching on Mac's chicken wrap the night before (see la..ystd nobody jio me)

Such is the life of ze comfortable pea...heh...

A whale of an idea...

I confirmed today that I have very good frenz...frenz who r v concerned for my welfare n happiness n for that m grateful...My concerned frenz even discussed amongst themselves my 'single' status and wonder if i ever feel lonely. Hey...m an only child, i actually enjoy the solitude esp since we're bombarded everyday with pple n things...besides...m enjoying my life what...u mean u can't tell?

One of these shmart ass concerned frenz...even suggested that I shld stop hanging out with my regular kakis since most of them are married n unlikely to introduce me to single guys since most of their own frenz are also married. And his solution? I shld severe all ties with my married frenz! =O

By the way..this is also the same dude that made a comment that "whalesperm is salty, that's why the sea is salty!" (altho' spermwhales are indeed the largest sea-living creatures =P) Thankfully the other frenz in the discussion had much betta sense...so heng ah! If not ah...i confirm will get lonely siah!

Miracle electric master...

Just back from Powderful qi gong master's office. Eh...not everyone can see him one ley...by recommendation only...my frens are regulars and they brought me along to see the master. He is so powderful ah...he can channel electromagnetic energy thru' you. It's like freaking sticking ur fingers into the blardi socket...he can control the level (from 1 to 10) and where the 'current' passes...This guy shld be on some amazing reality tv show la!

Apparently, the master liked me enough to grant me a quick 5min sample...woah! powerful shit!...i felt the current thru my arm and my arm went into these involuntary spasms.......he touched my forehead towards the end and i literally 'saw stars'.....they say u can't think bad thoughts or try to seek treatment if u are doubtful......otherwise he might be quite nasty to ya(apprently he has mind reading capabilities too)....haa...so since i'm sooooooo nice n innocent n harmless n always think nothing but good thoughts =P....i was granted an apptm slot 2wks from now....even after 5mins my shoulders feel abit more relaxed so i can imagine how gd a full session wld be... =O

Boo boo...

Haiz...4th week into my new job n I make my 1st "not so big (heng ah!) but will be rather messy to clean up boo boo" ***hang head in shame***
Not looking fwd to it...gotta b more careful manz...i need bigger eyes...me pea-sized eyeballs not doing their job v well so far ah....

Just hope it won't be too painful to clear it up...i've got a musical to catch =P
ze play from paris...ze hunchback de notre dame! n ze pea has got a free ticket! life ain't that bad when u've got gd frenz .... thks my dear parallel universe fren! ;)