Assholic addictions

Most pple are familar with the term "Alcoholic"

Here's my take on "Assholism"...

Definition:
Assholism is the compulsive addiction to being and/or acting like an ass. Some believe it to be a biological disease.

Effects:
The assholic conditions may have impact upon physical, occupational, marital, educational, and other areas of function. The condition can be lifelong but can be sometimes treated through ongoing therapy accompanied by attendance at self-help meetings.

In general, we see them everywhere, everyday in our lives. The severity of the disease varies from person to person.

Lest some start to think that I'm refering to someone in particular, I'm not.
The fella mentioned in my prior posts is plain clueless...he suffers from "Duh"-holism...not to be confused with assholism...
Assholics do stuff with intent to annoy/irritate. Duh-holics on the other hand, just can't help themselves, they are just being.

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